M Going To switzerland......................

M Going To switzerland...



Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.



Surprised?




After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.

Nothing in this world Could ever.........................

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You"ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary.

Marriage is that relation..............................

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

happy ANNIVERSARY.......................

all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

The most important..........................

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

Your love makes my days Happy and bright...................

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

Hoping that the love you

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.

We"ve had our ups....................

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary.

I"ll always remember

I"ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don"t know what I"d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary.

On this special day.........................

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.

To the beautiful couple.................

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

Long after our anniversary.........................

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Best wishes to you both.......................

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.

I"m sending this bouquet.....................

I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Anniversary.....................

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

That special day.....................

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.

I LOVE U are words just.......................

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

HOW true MY felling..................

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

Lab Pe Hi Rukti..................

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

>----------> ja meri missile ja......................

>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.

Sorry there is.........................

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Pyar ankon se jataya.........................

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae

Wo to har roz rulaate the humen

Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both.........................

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne...........................

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana

Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Wada kero per nibhana....................

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia.........................

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

zulf rukh say hatta....................

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya......................

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

Jab chala chor k batlanay.........................

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

Kadam kadam pay..................

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar........................

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

HOW true MY felling.....................

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ............................

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai, Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.

is trha nahi kerte.......................

is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain,
thora milne julne ka silsila tou rakhtay hain,

manzilain buland houn tou mushkilain tou aatee hain,
mushkiloun se larne ka hosla tou rakhtay hain,

jo tumharay apne houn, tum se payar kerte houn,
unka haal kesa hay??kuch pata tou rakhtey hain,

shafik dostee k rishte ko torte nahi aise,
roothay dosto se b wasta tou rakhtay hain,

chor janay walay akser lot kr b atay hain,
lot ker wo anay ka rasta tou rakhtay hain...
malik shafik advocate

Kab hoi pyar ki barsat .............................

Kab hoi pyar ki barsat mujeh yad nahe?
kaif me dobhi mulaqat mujeh yad nahe?
main to madhosh tha kuch itna uski chahat mein,
usny kab chor diya sath mujeh yad nahi,

chota sa magar ......................

chota sa magar boht important sms.



pyar Dil Mein Hona Chahiye Lafzon Mein Nahi...



or


narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye dil mein Nahi...

TUSI bade hi gr8...........................

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mandir mein jaap karta..........................

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Jis mehfil mein hum

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Zindagi jaise ek saza...................

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal .....................

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Jis din se juda..........................

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho.......................,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Teri aankain jhuki...........................

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Mandir mein jaap..........................

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Zindagi jaise ek saza .......................

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein hum....................

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh.....................

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Tumko dekha to...............

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse................

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Jis din se juda vo humse ..............................

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Vo likhte hain humara........................

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Tammana se nahi ..............

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Arz kiya hai......................

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Kabhi honsla bhi....................

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye !

You r my sweet ......................

You r my sweet SONA
I don"t want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart"s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Dil torna humari

Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

Yaad mein teri aankhe..........................

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Jab i ne U se pyaar ..........................

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Is Dil mein aansuyo..................

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

jawani ke din ..........................

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Safed rang ho agar....................

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Promise me we are true friends...................

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney........................

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

kayi raaz aise hote hain........................

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Shaam hote hii ye ........................

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein.......................

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki...................

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna.............

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Aap kya jaano hum kitna.............

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye.................

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Teri yaad mein humne,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Aap jaise log hume.....................

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Har des ki ek sarhadd.......................

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

jawaab teri shayari.......................

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Tere pyaar ki roshni....................

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Muskura do zara khuda.....................

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tum hoti to aisa hota.................

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Aaj vo humse ......................

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Yeh jo haseeno ..................

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh...............

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Jaate hue kuch aisa...................

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Hi Musharraf ...................

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*

*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............

God ne tujhe bheja..................

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Janam tumhari yaad...............

Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!

sms nechay hai...............

sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay

BREAKING NEWS.................

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!

Tea or larki mein

Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.

Mene jis se pyar kia...............

Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai

Aik bandar apni................

Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......

Mere Kitne SMS mile......................

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!

7 wonders of the.........................

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.

Apun 1 Sher bolega.................

Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.

shaadi k din kareeb..................

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Taj mahal kiya..............

Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

sharab hai to ............

sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay

Ek Tusi sharmandey.................

Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

Ap ki awaz KOYAL ...............

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

Chaand ko garoor..............

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai

Kis kis ki mahfil ...............

Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.

IN French........................

IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"

Hugli Hugli.................

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha.....................

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....

Abhi bole to bhai ko........................

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI

sabse smart koun...............

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Aap jaise log hume................

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Kitne din ho gay,..............

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

Fa=40/.................

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye................

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower.............

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Teri Maa Di.................

Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain

I want to share.................

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

Geeta Sar................

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

Hawa Main betab...............

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

Ques: pathan aur gadhe ..............

Ques: pathan aur gadhe main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain Aur barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.

3 monkeys.....................

3 monkeys run from zoo ,1st found watching tv 2nd found playing football 3rd ................ no dear its not u . hamesha esa hi q sochti ho , wo mila he nahi

Circuit...................

Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Muna Bhai: simple.... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!

Darte haian kahi ................

Darte haian kahi sab tabha na ho jaie,
Mera pyaar sabki nazar mein gunah na ho jaie,
Main sabr kar lungi mager darr lagta hai,
Jisko chahte haian wo bewafa na ho jaie.

Hawa Main betab ...........

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

Jab tujhko koi zakham .....................

Jab tujhko koi zakham laga,
to libas apna phar diya,
gireban apna chak diya,
aur tere zakham se lipat gai,
yehi to hy kam mera,
SANI-PLAST hy naam mera.

Kabhi hosla bhi....................

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

kia andaz hai.................

kia andaz hai
kia jalwa hai
kia style hai
aur kia smile hai
msg to karti nahin
aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai...

03 Arab.........

03 Arab
45 crore
21 Laakh
28 Hazaar
90 sou
8 rupay
Mera bank balance
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nahi to kya Huwa!!!!
Mera MOBILE No to hai Naaaaaa

Science Ki...........

Science Ki Jadeed Taraki K
Mutabik
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NASWAR
Se EYE SIGHT
Taiz Hoti Hai
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SUBOOT


Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Nazar Aajat Hai...

1 bar 300 pathan.................

1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

nothing seriuos...

ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

U R SWEET.................

U R SWEET AS
CHOCOLATE
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MEETHA AS
GULAB JAMUN
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RASILA AS
RUSGULLA
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COOL AS
ICE CREAM
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GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!

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KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ho sakta hay barish................

Ho sakta hay barish kay baad aasmaan neela na ho,
Ho sakta hay dhoop aanay per sarsoon peela na ho,
Per yeh ho hi naheen sakta kay aap so ker uthein aur bister geela na ho.

Aankhe hai ..................

Aankhe hai apki jheel jesi dil karta hai inme...
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" Machliya chod du"

Baagon mein phool..................

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

sher likha jata ha,...............

sher likha jata ha,

sher parha jata ha,

sher dakha jata ha,

sher suna jata ha,

sher mehsus kia jata ha,


magar jub sher samne aata ha to pajama agey se gila aur piche
se nila ho jata ha

Main Bewaqoof,....................

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

mujhe pata ha tum bewaqoof ho
magar ahista bolo idhar tak awaz aa rahi ha

Hont se hont milte hain to................

Hont se hont milte hain to kia hota ha

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socho

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?
nahi pata bache

?

?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho

bus moo band hota ha aur kia hota ha

A B C D E F G H.................

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ye Sms Har Unpar Ke Mobile Pe Forward Ker Dain

Pervaiz Elaahi Ka Hawab Parha Likha Punjab

Maot k baad................

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....

Himesh Reshamia ka.................

Himesh Reshamia ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre Kutte ne
"pucha yaar tune ghar kyu choda?"
kutta bola:- yaar rat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai subha
log mujhe marte hai...

MunnaBhai........................

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

Good Friend..................

Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..

but

A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona

sharabi(india gate ke.............

sharabi(india gate ke samne khada tha): aur chilaya "taxi".

driver: kahna jana hai.
s:india get.
(thode der bad )
d:uthro india gate aa gya hai.
s:1 sala de ta hoon, etani tej gadi mat bhagaty ho.

Unki Gaali ke chakkar............

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to humhe naa mili............
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Dil dola re dil dola...........

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

Na Hawa Na...................

Na Hawa Na
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.

Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka...................

Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya

Police man.................

Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya

Laziness is our biggest...............

Laziness is our biggest enemy. (Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies. (Quaid e Azam)
"Lo dasso! ab kis ki maney�? Mamu di ya chachu di?
hehe

Kuri: Aisa khat ..............

Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#

ly hon pardi reh

Aik bhikari ny ghar .................

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi, roti mangi hai.

1 chooha sharab k nashe..............

1 chooha sharab k nashe mae tha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khan nu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi. Faer loki kain dae baeghert nae janani kutt ditti!

Mra mehboob ki shadi................

Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,
Wahan..
Mujhe.
Pepsi nahi mili

kon kahta ha...............

kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti
yeh lo jharo
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or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

Antar mantar jadu .................

Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shoo
Kuch mahsoos hua
Nahi na?
Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai

ADMI: sir meri...................

ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police station ja kar report karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k marey kuch samajh nahi araha

Baap.............

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

hamy garo ny lota apno ................

hamy garo ny lota apno may kaha dam tha.mujy waha dafnana jaha mary mohbob ka kadam tha

Someone said Meera.................

Someone said Meera u r lookin so HOT. Meera said no no i hve 2 air conditioners in my room that"s y im not so HOT and i don"t work in HOT conditions.

Laloo Parasad America................

Laloo Parasad America gay Bush kay paas english sekhni.
Waapis ay tu bush ne phone laloo prasad ne kaha "Hello Who"s Speaking"
Bush Ne Kaha "Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Raha Hun"

***Golden Words*** ...................

***Golden Words***
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Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo
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Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay

Poori botal na sahi...............

Poori botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi, dua salaam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum beemar pade hai, Kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye...

100 pathan..............

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gai

Lo Jee Mitraan Di Pur-Zor ................

Lo Jee Mitraan Di Pur-Zor Farmaish Tey

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Awaam Dey Jazbaat Di Tarjumani Wastey

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IK WAARI FAIR . .


;+ + . + +;
+ DIL NAL +
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WAPDA TEY

~ LAKH LANAT ~ ;-)

Boy to his Friend...................

Boy to his Friend:
Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai...
Usaya Kya Gift doun... Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha...
Friend:
Dikhnay main Kaisi hai???
Boy:
Bohot Khubsurat hai...
Friend:
Acha tu Phir Aisa karo k


Mera Number dedo...

Dil Main Tum..............

Dil Main Tum
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Dharkan Main Tum
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Aankhon Main Tum
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Saanso Main Tum
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Jahan Bhi Dekho
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Bas Tum He Tum
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Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai
!
!

^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!

Ishq kia hai gham ka................

Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai,
Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai ,
Nalka band kar do Lota bhar gya hai.

Dunniya ka sab se chota...............

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!

Girlfriend & Police ...............

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

When an apple is green..............

When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .
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National Identity Card

Hamesha ghalat he sochte ho.

Shezadi: mein us insan sey...................

Shezadi: mein us insan sey shadi karo gi,
jo teen glass bhar ker apna thok piye,
ik patthan is baat per razi ho gaya,
aur do glass pi kar rukh gaya. shezadi boli bus thak gay kay.
Patthan Bola: Nahi abhi "balghum" chaba raha ho.

Hum Tumhari Hifazat..............

Hum Tumhari Hifazat Kiya Karenge Fraz....!
Mera to Apna Bakra koe Khol k Le gaya Hai.…

Meri her saans...............

Meri her saans mein tum ho,
meri her soch mein tum ho,
meri her dharkan mein tum ho,
meri her Aas mein tum ho,
aur
1 tum ho

pata nahin kahan gum ho

egum: Mujhe kisi mehngi..............

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

Arz kiya hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.

Pyar to humein bhi karna......

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai......

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

2007 ka dard naak..............

2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........


school bhej dia.

What do you call..........

What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

aik pathan:larki sa...........

aik pathan:larki sa muj sa shaadi kar lo tum k oswab milay ga
larki: woh kasay PATHAN hamary ghar bacha ho ga hum us ka name swab khan rakhay ga.

agar aap kahin ja...........

agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????


iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy...

pathaan apni girlfrd ke...........

pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

Har mard ki life dekho

Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

palat ke dekh aye zalim.........

palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai



agar tum makeup karte ho to shave hum bhi karte hai

Dunniya ka sab............

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!

Bari..........

Bari..
mushqil
se hum app k liye raat ko
aasmaan se

channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay

wapsy per

Shopper phat gaya

Ishq kia hai gham.......

Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai,
Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai ,
Nalka band kar do Lota bhar gya hai.

Girlfriend & Police.........

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

When an apple is green,.....

When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .
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National Identity Card

Hamesha ghalat he sochte ho.

Shezadi: mein us insan.....

Shezadi: mein us insan sey shadi karo gi,
jo teen glass bhar ker apna thok piye,
ik patthan is baat per razi ho gaya,
aur do glass pi kar rukh gaya. shezadi boli bus thak gay kay.
Patthan Bola: Nahi abhi "balghum" chaba raha ho.

Hum Tumhari Hifazat......

Hum Tumhari Hifazat Kiya Karenge Fraz....!
Mera to Apna Bakra koe Khol k Le gaya Hai.…

"pathan ka shair"

"pathan ka shair"

na botal main na jar main

na hotel main na bar main

na bike peh na car main

jo maza hai "NISWAR"main

na ishaq main na pyar main

Arz Kya Hay.....

Arz Kya Hay.....
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.

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( “._.” )
>”)(”<
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Me Shbshe Nalaj Hn
Mere ko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kisi ko Meli Yad Ni Aati

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947 Alif...Annar By....Bakry Py....Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008. Alif...Aataa By....Bijli Py....Petrol

Aap ki Life mein ..........

Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !

Muhabat Ho Jaye.....

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas..........

Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein...........

Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

Jb wo make up karti hy

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy.........

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari

I saw u on the roof............

I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya, Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao, Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do, Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass.. Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death...........

sardar. bagum ki pia hay auoo pia hay
sardar. roz auoo pia kiday sabzi bi pa landy kar
bagum. parosi roz a day janda hay tay pa lay dhi hay

yar ye dekh........

yar ye dekh























































































kese ne blank sms
bhej dia ha
ye koi insaniat ha

papu naha raha tha

papu naha raha tha

acanak aek larki bna btaie a gai
papu wese he baher a gia
larki
uff kuch to pahen aou
papu bhag ke gia our






























"chaper" phen aya

Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.......

Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....

Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai









Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.

1 Girl............

1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"A. Muqeet" Sirf Mera he...
;-)

Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki...........

Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Larkey Wale:

Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.

"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"

"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
*H*U*S*B*

Ek pathan khana kha rha tha.......

Ek pathan khana kha rha tha








kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi ..........

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

Techr:

techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi.....

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,



End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

kya



kya




kya




kya




kya





tangain yar or kya.

b positive yar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar........

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Tum se nazrain kayse...........

tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani

My Hands Never Pain........

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

Doston ki Yaadon Se..........

Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..
Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,
Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti

yaad mein humne kalam ..................

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Future version of balance recharge.

TID:0608215250114644.
Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300.
The deducation of VAT 25%

Zardari tax 15%

BeNazir Income Support 10%

Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%

GOVT Support Fund 5%

Bilawal study tax 6%

Bakhtawar Jazeiz tax 1.5%

New Balance :Rs:1.50

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Muje awaz de lena

Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi concert pe jana ho Kahin hular mchana ho Zra na tm sharmana Zra na tm ghabrana Muje awaz de lena

Pathan:

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh paate hen, Sardar:Wo likhte hen: "Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.